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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes.

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Sobriety Date 12/22/09

https://justmytoots.com/@xinicit@beige.party

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Minneapolis non-comedian

Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.

"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine

(he/him)

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america's weird neighbor a bog perhaps avi by the apple of my ass @geraldinepiche (hire them for all your art needs wants and pleasures)

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Profile picture: www.yuumeiart.com
He/Him

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I'm just fiddling while Rome burns.

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@britculpsapp.bsky.social (bsky)
@britculp (twitter)

views are my own; smarter & funnier than you

39 | MPLS

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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now

mainly here to shitpost, but i sometimes post amateur photography or my dog or heartfelt personal reflections

"you're not broken, just weird" - my wife

"i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy

beavergirl union lodge #716

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