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Here for levity, mostly. Variety. Art. Shitposting. News. Hope. Killing time until my ride gets here.

Profile pic: some fit old guy coming out of a bike-to-run transition of a triathlon. Sunglasses and a boonie hat. Bike (tri) shorts. Green tank top. Way behind the leaders.

Header pic: pint glass w/ Jack Skellington on it

If I click like on your graphic and don’t boost, maybe you don’t have Alt text on it for low-vision readers. Or maybe I’ll just steal it and retoot it myself with alt text.

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All that is shiny easily distracts us
Not all who are lost were wandering
To this endless adventure we acquiesce
Not all who waste time were squandering
With sometimes a lot, and sometimes a little in our haul
We are the shadows that the light creates
With caffeine fueling our often awkward footfall
The journey we take wherever slowly abates

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0oHUZVOEmUh5ApjMAzopyJ?si=fecdac852fa34f29

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Middle aged Progressive; I enjoy science and music - not in than order. I complain a lot. Hopium vendors need not apply, I'll only frustrate you.

Alt-text for profile pic: me, a middle aged white hippy sporting a beard and top hat. I don't *look* irritating.

Reply guy, drive-by poster. Don't worry, I'll agonize over my replies more than you will.

Note: "Shut up" is less polite than "You can stop talking now", but both work.

I do not consent to having my data scraped or bridged.

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